PARODY!

HOW TO PAY - HITZ.FM MORNING CREW JJ & EAN



(original song : Whatcha say - Jason Derulo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=creMF9aXo7I
Lyrics:



INTRO
Waiter: (Indian language)ah.. ok ok.. RM17.25
JJ :eh bill here pay lar bro
EAN :eh dude dinner is supposed to be on you tonight... I didn't bring any cash!
JJ :You called me n said bro i will pay you for dinner right?
EAN :Sorry uncle just wait for the dinner...... JJ's paying BYE!
JJ :EAN! EAN! Alamak how now?

Verse 1
Cuz I was so broke... for so long
I couldn't even feed myself~

I met this girl... we went out for a meal
I lied to her about my wealth
Ooo~ Now
I said she could just order watever
While I ate some bread and butter
So I look for some cash
Well cuz inside my pants
I didn't have no dough

Pre Chorus
So when the food came in and the bill came out
I just didn't know how to pay
I had to ???bussoping gun???
And when I was done
That girl had gone away
So sorry girl

Chorus
How to pay?
Bag calling me already
Scared to being up
How to pay?
I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY
So tell me now



CHORUS



Verse 2
How could I pay for all this
Knowing that I let my budget go~
And now I'm so deep in debt
I just gotta let you knowwooooo
I know what I did wasn't clever~
We have to eat eggs and noodle forever
Take the bus, LRT, to pay up all my debts



Pre Chorus 2

Cuz when the bill came in, I **** freaked out

I just didn't know what to do

Even if I had a car

We couldn't go far

Cuz I can't afford the fuel~

So Plz tell me now

CHORUS x2

Bridge

Waiter : (Indian)Ena for all the singing all veli nice~ veli good~ but hu's gonna pay the bil?

JJ :I say ANEI look very handsome today I owe you can ah?

Waiter : Chapil Chapil no I owe you you owe me all enough nonsense pay the bill

Ean : OK JJ plz pay the bill I had no money at all

JJ : I got stomach ache I got to go back to my house

Ean : No~ I'm....

Waiter : Hey hey hey shut up you all GO AND WASH THE PLATE NOW, WHAT NONSENSE

Ean : ok~

Waiter : GOGOGO FASTER FASTER FASTER

Ean : U take this apron I'll take the pepper one

JJ : I soap

Ean : I rinse

CHORUS x2

MORNING CREW PRODUTIONS

"I'm afraid of heights." "i dunno what to say already, Beruga Heights is taken."

RED = not sure