Friday, April 16, 2010

EYE-SCREAM

(Clears throat again... got H1N1)

Today I'm gonna talk about EYE PROBLEMS.
Let's have a ANNOYING ORANGE first

for information about annoying orange, plz refer to: http://www.youtube.com/user/realannoyingorange

O=Orange E=Eyeball

O : Hey Eyeball! Eyeball hey! Hey Eyeball
E : What, MORON!
O : You look reddish today~
E : So?
O : Hey Eyeball!
E : You called my name twice
O : I want to be an FB-EYE. Hehehe
E : I 'm not Fanatic Bastard International
O : Or CS-EYE
E : I'm not Completely Stupid International
O : I like EYE-SCREAM
E : I don't SCREAM
O : You're reddish , I guess I should have strawberry flavour today
E : STOP!!!
O : EYE-EYE CAPTAIN! (mumbling: I can't hear you~)
E : (gasping for air~)
O : HEY EYEBALL
E : WHHAAAATT!!!!!!!!
O : Spark
Matches: FINISH HIM!!! (hit the match box and the spark flew into eyeball)
E : AAARRRRGGGHHH
Matches: FATALITY 
O : Told ya

(let's continue with my post)
Actually that are 2 FATALITIES.
You see, this class suddenly got two kena eye problem

1) Le Yin with sur name Gan
      I'm not quite sure hat actually happened to her, I saw some red thing BOTH of her eyes. The reason I put "BOTH" in capital letter is bcuz there's sure some sickness going on, not external injury, or not It won't be in both eyes. Because of that, (I not blaming you ok? It's unavoidable, don't feel bad) she kinda screwed up in malay drama. LUCKILY, Norlela came to help us, substituting Le Yin as Puteri Tanjung Rambutan. SPECIAL THANKS TO WAN NORLELA.

2) Azhan Fahmy aka Azhan Family
      This is what happened to him,
      Chen 10 saw the INCREDIBLE HULK aka Anthony. He was drinking the SUPER GREEN ALCOHOL that would turn him into HULK. Chen 10 turned into the CHEATBLAST (original Heatblast)
and tried to use MAGMA STRIKE to defend his Family aka Fahmy. But he can't start the fire (as usual)!!!!
HULK charge at him. CHEATBLAST accidentally hit the spark into Fahmy's eye (walao Olympic Archery meh~ so accurate), and then FATALITY.
      No la just kidding, Here's the REALLY REALLY REAL one.
      Kuey Luen was starting the fire with the matches, and Fahmy was standing beside him. that stupid match got problem. The spark came out, and reflected into Kuey Luen' shirt but luckily he turned into COCONUT HEAD aka diamond head and reflected the spark (omg i can't stop joking). I dunno how it hit, but that stupid spark go into Fahmy's eye and then REAL FATALITY.
      Hope both of them heal as soon as they can =D

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