lolz in kota damansara anyways
hmm, i think im the 4th person posting some stuff here, so if its lame or stupid of funny or meaningful or wtv,
tell me lo, boleh? ke yi ma? can? (1MALAYSIA)
to naomi and yu xian~ sam invited me to post fyi, i DID NOT hack or scam ok?
if you guys dont like what i say in the post-s, inform me and i will stop.
k back to posting~~
so now im gona talk bout our class name - BESTARI
kinda thought bout this thing suddenly while listening to hitz.fm through my phone.
so our class name is bestari rite?
well to me thts the SHORT form
the LONG form is~ Beat Every Sucker That Are Really Irritating!
yeap, to me the logn form for BESTARI is beat every sucker that are really irritating
though one of my friends are seriously damn irritating, but since they are my friend, i 'REN'
seriously, if you kinda met up with an irritating person, what will you do?
you would'nt tell tht person off tht hes/shes irritating rite?
so sometimes, i get into this type of incident, and i normally find it hard to get away from it, cuz tht guy is damn IRRITATING! and for some reason he just wanna stick to me like elephat super glue like tht, come on dude, im not some kinda piece of 'nota' or picutres to stick in ur buku nota loz
but theres a few ways to deal with this kinda situation without causing unwanted damage to his/her heart/mind
the first way is, tell tht person to find other people
example~
watak perwatakan~ innocent guy, irritating guy
latar masa, tempat, masyarakat~ masa rehat, luar tandas, cina
k here goes-
an innocent guy unluckily bumped into this irritating guy one day after reccess outside the toilet after peeing,
he tried to walk away in great speed, but...(theres always gota be a but!)
irritating guy walks in a greater speed
irritating guy: eh wait!
innocent guy stops, irritating guy appeared infront of him and starts a convo
innocent guy: what do you want?!
irritating guy: nothing....
innocent guy: k bb, ciaos and sayonara, i got better things to do
irritating guy: so talking to me is nt good lah? izzit? huh?
innocent guy: yesh so get off @#$%^&*()#$%^&*($%^&*$%^&*$%^&*^&*&*you know i hate you
irritating guy appears to be very sad and starts to act emoly..
he said to himself
OH MY GOD! I HAVE NO FRIENDS LEFT sobs* I WANNA DIE! sobs* I HATE ME!sobs* m-hm-hm-mh-mh-hm-mh-hm-mh-hmm-mmh-mhmh
well maybe im exxagerating or cutting too many parts, but wtv, continue~
frm the next sec onwards, he disappeared and was never to be seen again, so unlogical but, thts nt the point
the point is, if you wanna make this kinda guy to stop bothering you, just simply say some bad words and the word 'i hate you', well this work very efefctively to indians, seriously, they even shout+cry when they're making their choc cake in the toilet, cuz they would think tht they're melting.(ha jkjkz, no offnece to malcolm and other indians :))
well theres another way, which is more polite, calm, and no bad words involved, or should i say no words involved! recomended for ladies, or sisies which are just not too man to scold someone, or the not not not not not not shemales, you will know whats a not not not not not not shemale if you visit my blog-adevilattractedtoanangel.blogspot.com
well back to this blog,
ok this way, you might need some training,althoug its lame.
note that this training might benefit you in the future
1st, the training is simple and easy, you will need a television and a glass of cold water, oh not to mention, wassabi-s too
k this is how the training works, it prevents you from laughing unless you want to
first
tune into the mrbean channel and fill your mouth with water
2nd
try not to laugh
if you laugh, try putting some wassabi on your lips, like lipsticks, put it evenly, so when you laugh and stick out your tounge, you will experience pain much worse than sambal
k back to hw to make an ig to stop bothering you
its quite easy actually,
if an ig come to you, just turn into a stone, dont move, dont talk,dont laugh,dont smile,dont show any sign of face expressions that you think that he existed
he will slowly get irritated by himself and turn away, simple as abc huh?
(if you take the training, you will never show any unwanted exmotiuons or face expressions when your on stage or performing :))
or if you dont wanna take the training the hard way, just take a piece of papper, and write this a hundred times-
Giggling
And
Laughing
Sucks
NO OFFENCE! JUST KIDDING!
thts it for this post, hope you like it, chao!
~PEACE~
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